I've not been lucky with cars. Certainly some of the accidental damage caused has been down to my own carelessness, however, since moving to live on the Wirral I have suffered unwarranted vandalism on each vehicle I've possessed (three of them).
The latest delightful experience was to attempt to drive to work this morning from our lovely new home only to find some monumental TWAT had attempted to crow-bar their way into the vehicle via the driver's side door. On the plus side, they were obviously too weedy to do the job properly and just contented themselves with bending the window away from the housing by about two inches. Of course, a new door is now required, which is an expense I could sorely do without. Oh - and if I claim on my insurance, that will go up, again. And while I'm at it I need to use up a holiday to try and get the mess sorted out.
So, for absolutely no gain whatsover, this malicious act has cost me a hell of a lot. Last week my wife tentatively suggested we emigrate for a better standard of living. I'm now seriously considering it, to get away from the self-centered, socially maladjusted dipshits who drag down the standard off living in this country by their callous disregard for anyone else.
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